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Human race dies out when last man on earth fails to score
The human race went extinct this week after the last available male of the species was unable to find a willing mate for procreation.
Prolonged warfare in the first half of the 21st century handed Douglas Langston, a former Chicago-area Radio Shack manager, the enviable role of the last man on earth. Unfortunately, the awkward, acne-plagued […]
Spitzer to quit job, not pussy
Disgraced New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer said Thursday he is resigning his post, effective Friday, but he vowed to “keep living it up with the whores.”
Spitzer, the former Wall Street corruption buster known for preaching ethical responsibility, has been accused of meeting a high-priced prostitute last month in a Washington, D.C., hotel.
He apologized to his […]
