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An elderly Mr. Bucket kicks himself

An elderly Mr. Bucket kicks himself

The phrase “kicked the bucket” never rang more true than it did Friday morning at the home of Mr. Bucket. After a lifelong battle of popping balls out of his mouth and dealing with extremely long arms and no legs, an 86-year-old Mr. Bucket kicked himself peacefully in his sleep.
Mr. Bucket, born in the early […]

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Member of The California Raisins Simply Shrivels Up and Dies

Member of The California Raisins Simply Shrivels Up and Dies

Bass player Stretch was found in his North Hollywood home Thursday, dead from natural causes. Medical Examiner Mika Daver explains, “Upon examining the body, I found his insides were, well mush. He just simply shriveled up and died.”
Stretch gained fame during the late 80s as the bass player for rock group The California Raisins. The […]

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