Bride discovers cameras at wedding only used for penis pictures
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| A portion of the card set next to the cameras stated the cameras were for "those not-to-be-forgotten shots." They were pretty much asking for it. |
When Amanda Bloomington planned her April wedding, she thought allowing her guests to take photos during the reception would add fun, candid photos to her collection. What she discovered upon developing was definitely not fit for any photo album.
“They were all guys’ thingys!” she screamed through tears. “Like all of them. We set out 45 cameras! And not a single face in any photo!”
Bloomington tried to report the perverted deed to police in an effort to figure out whose faces belonged with each “thingy.” Police said unfortunately no database exists that could match the photos.
“It’s not like we have a file full of pictures of every man’s privates,” said Lt. Craig Schneider. “That would be quite helpful though. Probably disturbing to collect, however.”
Bloomington said she suspected something may have been up when a number of the groomsmen began giggling uncontrolably the morning after the wedding, when she asked her new husband if he had the disposable cameras.
“A couple of them started high fiving each other,” she said. “And then a few of them started making these disgusting pelvic thrusts. I never thought anything of it, though.”
In an effort to salvage something out of the hundreds of penile pictures, bridesmaids worked to scrapbook in the bride and groom’s faces on the “heads” and incorporated bridal stickers near the testicles.
“If you look really closely, you can definitely tell they’re all still penises,” said Trisha Landers, the maid of honor. “Especially that one of the black man.”
bradshaw ..you magnificent bastard .. love the last two paragraphs
~ Juan
i Think that most weddings should have cameras filled with people’s cash and prizes. i think it would help the marriage move on by laughing at their friends uncircumsised dicks or the breast that have not been held by a plastic surgeon. I think it is the best to reveal your friends private parts to find out who it really is. You can do this by posting their pics on either a slide show video on you tube or maybe just put it up on your myspace picture someone for sure will fess up