Millions of white Americans experience delayed ‘Bradley effect’
Days after Sen. Barack Obama’s historic presidential victory, millions of white voters are having second thoughts about electing a black man as their next leader.
“I watched him give that speech at Grant Park, and he’s a lot darker than I realized,” said University of Minnesota student Trevor Baldwin. “I mean, he’s black. For some reason, […]
Obama victory officially supplants O.J. acquittal as greatest celebration in African American history
They danced at Grant Park in Chicago. They danced at Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta. They danced at Popeye’s Chicken and Waffles locations in numerous metropolitan areas throughout the country.
Indeed, screen shots on multiple news networks confirmed Tuesday night that victory dances among African-Americans following Barack Obama’s Presidential election win officially surpassed the number of […]
Simultaneous airings of Dakota Fanning movies cause pedophile’s head to explode
April 27 — Medical examiners are blaming over-stimulation as the cause of a Winnemucka man’s death, when the convicted pedophile couldn’t decide which Dakota Fanning movie to watch on cable Saturday afternoon and his head burst.
Jim Berry, 46, was discovered by a neighbor who reported hearing a loud “pop” coming from Berry’s home around […]
Motion-sensing towel dispenser won’t acknowledge area man’s presence
April 23 — A frustrated and slightly moist Lexington man went unnoticed by an automated paper towel dispenser Tuesday night in the men’s restroom at TGI Friday’s in North Platte. Simon Dumple, 45, had finished washing his hands when he attempted to utilize the motion-sensing device.
“But no towels came out,” said Dumple, a file clerk […]
