Mel Kiper Jr. releases 2016 NFL mock draft
With the 2008 NFL draft now completed, Mel Kiper Jr. and his worthless profession of predicting draft picks and grading team’s drafts all year long has just got more ridiculous.
Kiper has released him mock draft for the NFL draft in 2016. In an interview on ESPN’s NFL Live Kiper explained the process.
“I’ve been […]
Friendless Mascots Unveiled for China Olympics
Is honesty the best policy? The world will find out as China, amidst political and social controversy, has decided to take a more up-front position in its final preparations for the 2008 Summer Olympic Games.
In a statement released by the Chinese Olympic Committee, it appears China will be making some changes to their world […]
Cubs fans demand new mascot for 100-year curse
CHICAGO — Chicago Cubs fans are hoping a change in mascot might help their luck in breaking the 100-year drought in winning the World Series.
Calling the billy goat “outdated” and “kinda retarded,” hundreds of Cubs’ fans took their protest to the Wrigley Field on opening day.
Many of them said they hoped new owner Sam Zell […]
Baseball ‘08: Dodgers have had enough of ‘half-assed’ fans
LOS ANGELES – The Los Angeles Dodgers’ vain, self-absorbed fans, more known for disinterested posing than loyal game attendance and enthusiastic cheering, are making their players sad
“In that one game where we were playing that one team, I hitted the ball really hard,” said star center fielder Andruw Jones, who this offseason signed a 2-year, […]
To the shock of many, Favre not actually dead
Green Bay, Wis. – Area residents were perplexed and relieved Thursday when they realized Green Bay Packers legend Brett Favre hasn’t actually died.
The apparent confusion stemmed from excessively saccharin media and fan tributes, coupled with the keening mourning call that could be heard echoing through Green Bay Tuesday and Wednesday.
While many realized the deluge […]
