Soaking in a win in West Virginia, Sen. Hillary Clinton stepped up her calls for her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, to resign, saying it would be the best thing for her candidacy.
“(Obama’s) resigning is the only chance this country has in electing me president,” Clinton said. “His delegate total is insurmountable. It’s time for him […]

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Bill Clinton sat with a certain look of pride on his face, watching news coverage of the Eliot Spitzer scandal like a proud papa at his son’s first Little League game.
Clinton, of course, is the standard-bearer for all political scandals, Republican or Democrat. However, Democrats looking to stem criticism following New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s […]

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Responding to speculation by rapper/actor DMX that Barack Obama “ain’t that nigga’s name,” the Democratic presidential hopeful vowed Friday to make a renewed effort to reach out to the nation’s hip-hop population.
“The time has come,” Obama said, raising his right hand at a campaign rally in Baltimore’s Upper Fells Point neighborhood, “for us to stop […]

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Continuing Vow To “Come Clean,” Says He Accidentally Assassinated Kennedy, Used To Eat Cats
March 28 — New York governor David Paterson, following recent admissions of extramarital affairs and drug use, disclosed to reporters yesterday that he also used to steal and eat neighborhood cats, robbed several banks in the 1980s, inspired the dance moves for […]

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Congressional hardliners have a message for senders of foreign-language e-mails – say it in American.
Anti-immigration lawmakers’ efforts, which have previously focused on undocumented aliens’ acquisition of U.S. jobs, welfare benefits and driver’s licenses, involve those cryptic e-mails that employ non-Roman characters and increasingly plug U.S. Internet channels. Most recipients assume the messages are spam, but […]

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