Christians shocked as resurrected Jesus crushed by Xenu’s spaceship
Christians around the world were devastated this morning when the long-awaited return of their lord and savior Jesus Christ was cut short by the unexpected arrival of a spaceship piloted by Xenu, dictator of the Galactic Confederacy. Thought to be a widely denied myth of the Church of Scientology, the 20-foot-tall Xenu brought down his […]
Jesus declares he is “not the reason for the season”
BETHLEHEM – In a rare public appearance, the Son of God appeared near his presumed birthplace on Dec. 25 to declare that he wants to take the “Christ” out of “Christmas.”
Taking a modern approach in this so-called “Sermon on the Wall” – a reference to the wall Israel has erected to separate Bethlehem from Palestinian-controlled […]
