Canadian cold front cripples Midwest; U.S. threatens nuclear response
A new Cold War is brewing, literally, over the latest Canadian weather system to invade its powerful southern neighbor, the United States.
While the prolonged winter of 2008-09 has tested the patience of residents on both sides of the border, the most recent weather assault has chilled diplomatic relations in both respective capitals.
The third Canadian cold […]
Millions of white Americans experience delayed ‘Bradley effect’
Days after Sen. Barack Obama’s historic presidential victory, millions of white voters are having second thoughts about electing a black man as their next leader.
“I watched him give that speech at Grant Park, and he’s a lot darker than I realized,” said University of Minnesota student Trevor Baldwin. “I mean, he’s black. For some reason, […]
Obama victory officially supplants O.J. acquittal as greatest celebration in African American history
They danced at Grant Park in Chicago. They danced at Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta. They danced at Popeye’s Chicken and Waffles locations in numerous metropolitan areas throughout the country.
Indeed, screen shots on multiple news networks confirmed Tuesday night that victory dances among African-Americans following Barack Obama’s Presidential election win officially surpassed the number of […]
U2’s Bono seeks early death to cap rock-star legacy
An illustrious career as one of a rock ‘n’ roll’s premier superstars apparently isn’t enough for U2’s Bono.
As the frontman for the seminal Irish band sees it, one crucial component eludes him — a tragic and glorious premature death.
“As life-defining statements go, ‘consistently top-selling socially conscious artist’ and ’shining beacon of hope for the less […]
Male motorcycle passenger risks life by refusing to hold onto driver
Motorcycle passenger Joshua Slater risked his life Tuesday by not securing himself in any way to driver Kirk Krasinski in a hair-raising ride home from a local tavern.”
Since the Toyota’s been in the shop, I usually grab a ride home with (co-worker) Buddy (Belzer),” said Slater, who after his shift joined Belzer, Krasinski and a […]
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