F the stars, they don’t know shit.
Luoood McBake developed his uncanny astrological sense whilst a beast-child in the jungles of Tanzania. He can find his way in the dead of night with a single constellation, and can tell you when that constellation means Aries is in for one messy ass divorce. Enjoy.
Happy Birthday Capricorn
Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the beholder is dead.
Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Never underestimate the power of your predisposition to psychedelic, mind-altering euphoria. Do underestimate your predisposition to the Flintstones.
Pisces - Feb. 19 to March 20
Three words, Pisces: Traverse City, Michigan.
Aries […]
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