To the shock of many, Favre not actually dead
Green Bay, Wis. – Area residents were perplexed and relieved Thursday when they realized Green Bay Packers legend Brett Favre hasn’t actually died.
The apparent confusion stemmed from excessively saccharin media and fan tributes, coupled with the keening mourning call that could be heard echoing through Green Bay Tuesday and Wednesday.
While many realized the deluge […]
December
Happy Birthday Capricorn
Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unfortunately, the beholder is dead.
Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Never underestimate the power of your predisposition to psychedelic, mind-altering euphoria. Do underestimate your predisposition to the Flintstones.
Pisces - Feb. 19 to March 20
Three words, Pisces: Traverse City, Michigan.
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