Bradshaw Banks is barely literate. The only true credibility Banks possesses is an undying love and devotion to the art that is bullshitting. Banks grew up admist the sunny shores of Spread Eagle, Wisconsin where she worked endlessly on an organic Krispy Kreme donut farm.

It wasn’t until the ripe old age of 16, that she left to pursue a career in retail at The Gap. After selling a rustic forest green ribbed turtleneck sweater to the infamous Janice Min, editor in chief of the most respected publication in the world — “US Weekly” — she was inspired to pursue a career in journalism.

After completing her Master’s Degree at Durbuy Community Technical College in Belgium in a mere seven years, she worked for noteworthy publications such as “The Gazette Times Reporter Journal,” a bi-weekly newsletter published in the basement of her parent’s home in Davenport, Iowa.

Years later, after a botched suicide attempt and new found respect for life, Banks took to the streets of Philadelphia reporting on child crack addicts, failing prostitutes and recently choked hookers. Her efforts, despite numerous inaccurate facts, earned her a reporting spot on the “Wat’s Crackin’ Ho? Newsletter” of downtown Queens. Today she is the editor-in-chief of USA Tomorrow, a soon-to-be award winning publication and multi-million dollar business venture.

Banks lives in Walla Walla, Washington with her boyfriend of 22 years, Brud Pott and their four illigitimate children Miss Take, 6, twins Oopie and Mai Bad, 4, and B.K.N. Prophylactic, 2.