B. Nasal McDrunkenscamp, Staff Writer

Kucinich makes un-startling revelation

Kucinich makes un-startling revelation

WASHINGTON — Congressman Dennis Kucinich made on Wednesday what he thought would be a startling revelation to his home state and the nation: he’s in fact a Keebler Elf.
The Ohio Democrat was tearful as he made the announcement at Hyde Park in a Cincinnati suburb, in front of a tree strikingly similar to that of […]

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Bush launches surprise media tour, whines about being ignored

Bush launches surprise media tour, whines about being ignored

Lost amid a frenzy over this year’s unconventional presidential election, President Bush has unleashed a surprise of his own: a media tour filled with unexpected appearances and childish revelations.
Bush began his tour this morning on The View, where he discussed the emotional hardships of being a lame duck.
“It’s not like it used to be, in […]

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