Odessa Shirasoosamakia's learned about computers the way many poor, supergeniuses do: by building working electronic computing machines out of dirt and sticks on the floor of her family's hut. By manipulating these homemade computers to do everything from add and subtract to host government databases, Odessa became widely sought after in her native Igoristanistan as a computer systems engineer, she declined dozens of job offers to seek a life in the mystically rich and powerful United States.

Odessa now designs this site from her basement office for a stipend of two meals and two hours outside per week.