Male motorcycle passenger risks life by refusing to hold onto driver

Male motorcycle passenger risks life by refusing to hold onto driver

Motorcycle passenger Joshua Slater risked his life Tuesday by not securing himself in any way to driver Kirk Krasinski in a hair-raising ride home from a local tavern.”

Since the Toyota’s been in the shop, I usually grab a ride home with (co-worker) Buddy (Belzer),” said Slater, who after his shift joined Belzer, Krasinski and a […]

Charges filed against abusive Dell computer owner

Charges filed against abusive Dell computer owner

Abusive computer owners, be warned – the law is taking an increasingly hard line on mistreatment of PCs.
In a groundbreaking development in the relationship between man and machine, a Greenwich, Conn., man last week was charged with domestic abuse of an electronic servant, a test case that is certain to send shock waves throughout […]

One-millionth story on gas prices alerts reader

One-millionth story on gas prices alerts reader

In a time when consumers can’t pick up a newspaper or turn on the television without seeing a story on the ever-rising price of gas or helpless staggering economy, an uninformed reader finds validity in the media’s newest form of masturbation.
While parking his Hummer H2 at the local Shell station, Kenny O’Doyle spotted the front […]

Study reveals gas $aving techniques

A study, in light of recent oil prices sky-rocketing, looks at the different ways consumers can save money on rising fuel costs.

Roundabout designer loves ‘messing with people’s heads’

"We must face and acknowledge other drivers and make our driving decisions based upon social interaction rather than a random electronic sequence. From a Midwesterner's perspective, that’s a nightmare."

Clinton pressures Obama to drop out

Soaking in a win in West Virginia, Sen. Hillary Clinton stepped up her calls for her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, to resign, saying it would be the best thing for her candidacy.

Mel Kiper Jr. releases 2016 NFL mock draft

With the 2008 NFL draft now completed, Mel Kiper Jr. and his worthless profession of predicting draft picks and grading team’s drafts all year long has just got more ridiculous.

Friendless Mascots Unveiled for China Olympics

In a statement released by the Chinese Olympic Committee, it appears China will be making some changes to their world reputation.

Human race dies out when last man on earth fails to score

“I realize the human race is at stake, but I’m not sleeping with pizza-face.”